Real patriots don't ignore the cracks; they get to work fixing them. This snarky, unapologetic tee is for those who love their country enough to acknowledge that democracy is a messy, ongoing project under renovation.
$4 from this shirt goes to Mary Peltola of Alaska's campaign.
6.0 oz 100% ring-spun cotton. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print — it's tougher than most incumbents, but be nice.
Classic unisex fit, true to size. Model is 5'9" wearing a Medium. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for relaxed.
Free shipping over $60, otherwise $5 flat. Ships in 2–5 business days. 30-day no-drama returns — if it doesn't fit your platform, send it back.
You see it on scaffolding, on shuttered storefronts, on anything being repaired. That's the whole country right now — under renovation, a little chaotic, absolutely worth the work. Our foreman's not embarrassed about it. Neither are we.
